No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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