Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
