where am i from again
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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