My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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