it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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