do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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