so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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