i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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