in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Randomize
