I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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