I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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