would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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