'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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