Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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