I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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