the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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