Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
zippers are such a cool invention
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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