Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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