So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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