Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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