What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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