her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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