Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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