yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Drunk is not a location!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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