You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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