My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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