so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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