Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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