I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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