i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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