He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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