Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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