He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
vagina is talking i cant
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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