Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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