I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
If I die, sorry about rent.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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