Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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