she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
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I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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