Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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