He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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