Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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