Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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