did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
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So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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