Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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