He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Can you bring me the toilet please
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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