love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Randomize
