Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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