I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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