belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
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Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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