Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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