He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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