I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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