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I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Can you bring me the toilet please
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
