Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize