You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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