It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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