Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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