So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
you traded sex for a burrito?
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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