the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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